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RULE #1 - Anything we said six or eight months ago is
inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and
void after seven days.
RULE #2 - If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. RULE #3 - If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. RULE #4 - It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together. RULE #5 - Let us oogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are? RULE #6 - Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. RULE #7 - You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both. RULE #8 - Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs. RULE #9 - Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we. RULE #10 - Women who wear Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their chest stared at. RULE #11 - When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary. RULE #12 - Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. |
